Tuesday, April 24, 2007
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There's 3 vampires living at a hut near a village. One day, the first vampire ask the other two vampire, he said "Hey! You saw the village in front there, I challenge you two go to the village and see who can suck the most blood." The other two vampires say "We accept your challenge." So the first vampire sets out to the village and within 5 minutes, he came back with two drops of blood on his fangs. The other two vampires ask him, "Wah! Why there's only two drops of blood?" The first vampire replies them saying "Oh! I have to be quick if I want to suck the villager blood before the villagers come to kill me so I just sank my fangs into the human neck then I escape." The two vampires replies, "I see." Then the second vampire says, "Now its my turn to suck the villagers blood, both of you see how mighty I am?" The first vampire and the last vampire replies, "Alright, hope to see you soon." Within 3 minute, the second vampire came back with two broken fangs. The first and last vampire ask the second vampire, "What happen to your fangs??" The second vampire reply,"When I arrive the village, the villager already waiting for me at the village entrance. They pull me down and tried to pull my fangs out. Luckily, I'm strong I push them away then I ran. That's what happen to my fangs." The other two vampires just stare at him and shook their head. The third vampire say, "Now is my turn, see how powerful I am?" Then he set off to the village. Within 1 minute, the third vampire came back with his face full of blood. The other two vampire was shock and ask the third vampire, "Wah!! You suck all the villagers blood." The third vampire shook his head with disbelief and says, "Did you guys saw the tree in front there?" The other two vampire replied, "Yeah!! WHY?" The third vampire replied,"Good, you guys saw the three but I didn't saw the tree there and I went straight and bang myself on the tree. That's why my whole face is full with my own blood."
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